The music that played over this "breaking news" was cracking me up the entire time. It was like techno Thriller for a story about unicorn fraps. Keep up the hilarious music choices, CBS Boston! Also, this "meltdown" was pretty calm by all standards.
I will say, as a once-upon-a-time bartender who once-upon-a-time worked at god awful Dave & Busters (who also had drinks that took about 5 minutes to make properly), this would cause me to riot. Add in that people at Starbucks are usually not the most patient MFs . . . yeah, I'd pretty pissed too.
But they are only there for 5 days. Buck up, Brandon. A few days of your life are going to suck. Join the club.