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    Quote Originally Posted by HateForTheMasses View Post
    The safety if the warden must be top priority. It looks like the lead enforcer might have to be called upon until this secret admirer is put in check. Then there's the question as to whether or not to warn the harem of the potential danger. I doubt the warden would care either way. I do have to wonder if this admirer happens to be a fan of Vince Russo, though.
    Obviously the warden is of paramount importance above all others. I think it might be time for the enforcer to make an appearance. As for the harem, it's entirely at the warden's discretion. He can always replace them. They practically fall from the trees.
    The Vince Russo influence is looking highly likely at this point. I wonder what will happen when Biff is released?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Officer Nimbus View Post
    Obviously the warden is of paramount importance above all others. I think it might be time for the enforcer to make an appearance. As for the harem, it's entirely at the warden's discretion. He can always replace them. They practically fall from the trees.
    The Vince Russo influence is looking highly likely at this point. I wonder what will happen when Biff is released?
    Well, JD and Biff did meet that one time. Maybe they can watch each other's back. Who knows. I'm just curious as to who the lucky buyer of the toilet turned out to be and if there is a plan on Dale and John's part as far as getting it back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HateForTheMasses View Post
    Now that's a fucking team of guards.

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    @John Dixon Who is your least favorite guard so far?
    I like the sound of this Nokes guy. Maybe he can be converted to the dark side?

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    Officer Nimbus asked the warden to meet her in the prison CCTV room. She had made some progress with her investigations and wanted to see what he thought.

    "Since we released Tannen from isolation, Chief. There have been some interesting developments. Obviously he immediately made a beeline for Johnny and that has caused some interesting behaviour amongst the other inmates who also have an interest there".

    She pointed up to the TV monitors. Three images flickered before the warden's eyes. He scrutinised the faces with interest.

    "What do we know about them?" he asked her. "And why does the one on the sunglasses look so familiar?"

    Officer Nimbus smirked. "That was the one involved in the toilet incident that flooded the whole block. I confiscated his mattress. He was the one screaming the place down after the old guy gave him a Cleveland Steamer. You had Officer Norton turn the fire hose on them both. He's trying to find his place with the other inmates. Maybe he sees you as his key to an easy life?".

    The warden started to chuckle to himself. "I remember him now. Who else do we have" he asked.

    "That one is Theodore Bagwell aka T-bag. Likes to make special friends with the other prisoners if you get my drift. He might have decided to set his sights a lottle higher. Has some very concerning deals going on. We keep his crew and Deebo's gang apart as much as we can. He may have you in his sights now".

    The warden looked at her with interest. "Great work. Who is the final suspect?"

    Officer Nimbus pointed her nightstick at the first monitor.

    "Former corrections officer Clayton Hughes" she noticed his raised eyebrow and shook her head. "No Chief, he didn't work here. But he is currently incarcerated for attempting to kill the governor at the prison where he did work. If the intent of those letters is more sinister then he's got to be a main suspect". @Carl's Right Eye

    The warden scratched his chin with his mechanical claw in consideration.

    "Okay Nimbus" he said, "Get Officer Bubba to bring them up from the cells. I'm going to need to interrogate them myself. You can sit in on the interviews if you like".

    Officer Nimbus couldn't hide her excitement. She high fived his claw and got on the walkie talkie to Bubba. This was going to be fun...

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    The warden sits at his desk just thinking to himself. He's found himself in similar situations where members of the opposite gender have become a bit obsessed, but this is new ground and not comfortable ground at that. He even had one crazy bitch that was a hacker and could change his email and FB passwords whenever she wanted. She even got on his FB and sent highly sexualized message to all of the female guards one time. Needless to say the warden had some explaining to do when he came to work that day. This is different though. The warden doesn't like to get into physically altercations. It will mess up his trademark suits. This is why he has the lead enforcer, but he only like to use him in case of an emergency as he's very volatile and summoning him is no easy task.

    Just then, there's a knock on the door. It's Officer Bubba and he enter the room with the new inmate, John Dixon.

    "That will be all for now, Bubba. Just keep him cuffed and wait by the door. Oh...did y'all make sure to thoroughly hose him down good after the old man shit on him? He ain't messing up my furniture."

    Bubba says "Yes warden. We bleached him good and clean. Those laxatives really made a mess, Boss."

    "Thanks Bubba"

    John surveys the room and seems in awe.

    "This is the kind of place I could get used to. A badass like me would fit right in. Look bro, my bad on saying that I was going to take the place over. I don't want to rule this place. I want to be your right hand. I'd like to join the guard team"

    The warden just has this perplexed look on his face. What in the actual fuck? "Ok......badass"

    John interrupts him "Oh, did I mention that I also hate people and am an asshole"

    "Noted. Look, from what Officer Nimbus' records show you've already been assfucked by Tyrone, drugged by Cosby, had your toilet stolen by Deebo, and had Dale shit on your chest. You don't sound like much of a badass to me. Oh, and you're a fucking prisoner, you idiot! You can't be a guard."

    "Oh, I'm a badass. Trust me. Toughest guy on the block. Did I mention that I also hate people and am an asshole?"

    ""Yes"

    "Well, can I at least have a job as like your personal secretary or something. I'd even gladly make sure that you never run out of toilet paper and I'd Iron your suit"

    "No"

    "I'm going to win you over, warden. Can I draw you a portrait of yourself? I can hang one in my cell beside the picture of that kid named Randall and you can have the other one"

    "No"

    "Ok, but wil you at least do me a favor and autograph my arm so that I can show it to all of the other immates so they will think I'm cool?"

    "Officer Bubba.....get in here and get this fucker out of my office. Do with him whatever you see fit. Let Officer Nimbus know that there's no needs to drag Bagwell and Hughes up here"

    Bubba begins to escort JD out of the room while John keeps rambling on and on about how he is going to be the next assistant warden.

    The warden gets on his walkie talkie and says "Nimbus get in here. Please "

    What does Bubba have in store for JD. Whatever it is.....he looks a bit too excited about it

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    Now, if John Dixon does get the warden to trust him enough to change his toilet paper, and if he's really lucky, get that warden autograph on his arm, will he be able to get his toilet back then? If not, where is he gonna be able to properly shit the blood out after Officer Bubba and he get to "know each other" better? The warden sure as hell isn't gonna allow him to use his private bathroom. Sounds like another mess is in store for someone to clean up.

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