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    Bill Cosby is escorted into the wardens office by officer James Doakes. Doakes is suspicious of every fucking thing. He probably has a pad in his pocket of everything he thinks the warden has done that is unjust. Most of its probably true. The warden doesnt care. Cosby walks in and Doakes gets one more "motherfucker" in at him and tell the warden that he is always watching. He is quickly excused. He's a pain in the ass, but he's damn good at his job so the warden keeps him around.

    Cosby sits down and props his feet up on the wardens desk. Not wise. "You seem a bit confused there, Cosby. Ypu seem to think that our little arrangement here makes you special. It doesn't. You're a sick fuck. I don't fucking like you, but you're effective. I can remove the protection of Tyrone and his crew at any time I chose. They don't fucking like you either. Know that."

    Cosby quickly removes his feet from the desk and loses his swagger real quick. "What am I here for, boss. I've done as you asked with that Clayton Hughes fella"

    "Thats the problem. His lawyer asked me if he was in a bad mood after last visit. Apparently he wasn't quite as docile as she prefers. You know they have a meeting today. I just need to know that we are still on the same page here and that you haven't worn out your usefulness."

    "He had a flask this morning. It had his lawyers face engraved onto it. I'm assuming he's allowed to keep it. I slipped some good shit into the flask. Just before Officer Nimbus went to go pick him up earlier. It takes a while to kick in and should have him where she needs him to be in time for the meeting."

    "Dont let me down, Cosby. You know what riding on this"

    Cosby leaves and the warden looks at the paper work on his desk. ""This is weird. Hughes wants me to ignore his lawyers request for him to stay in isolation. He wants to learn the ropes about running a prison business from Deebo. Whatever. His ass will still be seeing her whenever she wants him in the meeting room. He can have this small request granted."

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    Well, apparently we have a huge problem here at the prison. The warden is sitting in his office watching Natural Born Killers trying to takes notes from one of the greatest of all time wardens, Dwight McCluskey, and the goddamn loud ass alarm goes off. Oh, he's pissed. It's just about to get to the Little Johnny joke part, too. Is it a riot going on down in the rec room in B wing? Who knows. Stay tuned for live up to date coverage.

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    @HateForTheMasses, we may need my man Michael Kenneth Williams a/k/a Omar Devone Little/Chalky White/Freddy Knight/Leonard Pine to control this prison. "Yo, Omar comin", accompanied by his merry Farmer in the Dell whistling should be enough to stop any riot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carl's Right Eye View Post
    @HateForTheMasses, we may need my man Michael Kenneth Williams a/k/a Omar Devone Little/Chalky White/Freddy Knight/Leonard Pine to control this prison. "Yo, Omar comin", accompanied by his merry Farmer in the Dell whistling should be enough to stop any riot.
    YES! This will be done. At least I promise to add MKW when I have a less hectic schedule and can write a half way decent chapter again.

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    I had hoped that there would be many more chapters to write for this crazy, little story. There sure was potential for a long run, wasn't there? But, sadly, this is the end. I wish MKW had found his way into Assfull Prison for you @Carl's Right Eye. But at least he will live on. And so, this is the tragic downfall and unexpected end of the saga.

    One of the higher ups in the country, no doubt a highly ranking politician of some sorts, must have gotten their hands on some video footage of what was happening at Assfull. The shenanigans, insanity and complete lack of morals in the place were deemed too sickening to go on. There's no money to be made from a prison full of hilarious hijinks, toilet stealing and all-prison karate tournaments. Such a place should not exist, thought this politician. So the order was given. There was no returning this place to an institution of punishment. So, at 6:47 am, a bomb was dropped, blowing the place to kingdom come. None survived. Not John Dixon. Not Officer Nimbus. Not Johnny or Deebo. Not Cosby or Gary Coleman. George Harvey and his huge supply of prison hooch had no chance. The bomb landed on Dale. Not even the Warden and his almighty Chuck Norris Nintendo remote survived the blast. The place was reduced to rubble. Some of the cleanup crew were reported saying they saw a beach cruiser bicycle, fully intact, in the rubble. But someone else must have stolen it this time. Lord knows who. All we know, it wasn't poor Deebo.

    It is with remorse that I must report these events to you all. I know you were all hoping the best for these rejects at Assfull. Unfortunately, respect isn't always given out to delinquents like the prisoners and employees at a place like this. Some only want people like this on a leash. And rightfully so. Who knows what these people might have done had this prison gone the way it was going? But either way, it was an interesting ride while it lasted. Despite all the hatred, there was always love. And with that, I'll leave the story off like this. Mrs. Doubtfire can say it better than any of us.


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    Sad to see the saga come to an end, but it's been a heck of a lot of fun - thank you @John Dixon

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    So, at 6:47 am, a bomb was dropped, blowing the place to kingdom come. None survived. Not John Dixon. Not Officer Nimbus. Not Johnny or Deebo. Not Cosby or Gary Coleman. George Harvey and his huge supply of prison hooch had no chance. The bomb landed on Dale. Not even the Warden and his almighty Chuck Norris Nintendo remote survived the blast. The place was reduced to rubble. Some of the cleanup crew were reported saying they saw a beach cruiser bicycle, fully intact, in the rubble. But someone else must have stolen it this time. Lord knows who. All we know, it wasn't poor Deebo.
    Aha! No mention of Clayton Hughes. I smuggled him out in a laundry truck well before the explosion and am now keeping him incarcerated in my bedroom.

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