View Poll Results: If Jessie gets the chop chop who will do it, how and why?

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  • Rick

    30 83.33%
  • Michonne

    6 16.67%
  • Carl

    6 16.67%
  • Judith

    7 19.44%
  • Glenn

    2 5.56%
  • Maggie

    1 2.78%
  • Sasha

    1 2.78%
  • Rosita

    2 5.56%
  • Tara

    2 5.56%
  • Abe

    0 0%
  • Eugene

    0 0%
  • Father Gabriel

    1 2.78%
  • Ron

    1 2.78%
  • Sam

    1 2.78%
  • Deanna (who?)

    0 0%
  • Nicholas

    0 0%
  • Aaron

    1 2.78%
  • Eric

    0 0%
  • Bethsus

    7 19.44%
  • Other

    0 0%
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    For fun I voted for Judith because the thought of her looking at her dad like this


    and being like, "Do you see this shit? She won't leave me alone, so you gonna do it or what? Cause I’ll do it myself",
    and then pulling out her baby red handled machete and chopping that oppressive arm off so she can escape and go back to mommy Michonne, makes me very happy.

    But to be serious, In order for this clusterfuck of a story arc to make any kind of sense though, it absolutely has to be Rick. Now the reason Rick does it can vary… maybe he does it to save Carl, or Judith, or someone else.. but it has to be Rick.
    He has to accept that he can’t save everyone, like he couldn’t save Lori, and Jessie exists solely as the proxy in order to drive that home in his PTSD suffering mind.
    Everything will come full circle once her comic arc comes to pass, and then Rick can move on completely and into the arms of whoever comic Andrea ends up being.

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    Rick with the red machete because she has someone in a death grip.

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    It has to be Rick but LOL at Judith being an option.

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    LOL at Judith with the toddler-sized red-handled machete, doing what needs to be done, then crawling back to her red solo cup.

    Red is definitely Judith's color.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scully View Post
    For fun I voted for Judith because the thought of her looking at her dad like this
    https://theinsightfulpanda.files.wor...ng?w=600&h=314

    and being like, "Do you see this shit? She won't leave me alone, so you gonna do it or what? Cause Iíll do it myself",
    and then pulling out her baby red handled machete and chopping that oppressive arm off so she can escape and go back to mommy Michonne, makes me very happy.

    But to be serious, In order for this clusterfuck of a story arc to make any kind of sense though, it absolutely has to be Rick. Now the reason Rick does it can varyÖ maybe he does it to save Carl, or Judith, or someone else.. but it has to be Rick.
    He has to accept that he canít save everyone, like he couldnít save Lori, and Jessie exists solely as the proxy in order to drive that home in his PTSD suffering mind.
    Everything will come full circle once her comic arc comes to pass, and then Rick can move on completely and into the arms of whoever comic Andrea ends up being.
    "her baby red handled machete" ... Judith's face, she's just like "really dad? please!!", such a talented little star.

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    I think all members of the Grimes family should be assigned a limb to remove.

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    B&J's Howling Hair Fuckery? Nah, I can do better.
    With those two, it would be something cheesy like "The Singing Styling". Just shoot me.

    If there is a TWD God, Rick will administer the chop to free Michonne from Jessie's clutches since Michonne is holding onto to Judith and Coral and Richonne will go canon.

    Worst case scenario is that Jessie will be grasping Daryl and Rick will need to free his "brother" from the citrus queen's clutches. Bros befo' hos. (Since you don't speak jive @Coachwhip, that means putting your loyalty to your male friends before your female sex interests). lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyreese's Widow View Post
    With those two, it would be something cheesy like "The Singing Styling". Just shoot me.

    If there is a TWD God, Rick will administer the chop to free Michonne from Jessie's clutches since Michonne is holding onto to Judith and Coral and Richonne will go canon.

    Worst case scenario is that Jessie will be grasping Daryl and Rick will need to free his "brother" from the citrus queen's clutches. Bros befo' hos. (Since you don't speak jive @Coachwhip, that means putting your loyalty to your male friends before your female sex interests). lol.
    I just wonder whose service would actually be the worst of the two. It is tough but I'm going to take my chances with a one armed Jessie haircut. She might get lucky and accidentally get it right. Beth's singing has no chance in hell of ever being right.

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    Bethsus obviously! She'll appear right in front of Jessie and free Carl by snipping her arms off with her famous scissors! Then, She'll bid farewell to the group, flying away pooping rainbows and singing Take Me Home, Country Roads. Also, Daryl dies from the manpain of losing Bethsus again.

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    @Tyreese's Widow excellent poll! I voted for the dynamic duo of Rick and Judith Grimes. I can imagine the chop going down like something from martial arts classic and bloodbath 'Shogun Assassin'. With father and daughter administering the deed with beautifully choreographed style and flair.


    Also possibly with Michonne's katana as an extra treat. As for why,well wouldn't you want to see this?

    As for Jessie and Beth's hair emporium. I think they should diversify. Once Jessie has received the chop,she might appeal to a more specialist type of patron and if you've got a gimmick you should work it!


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