View Poll Results: Best Ways To Get Yourself Killed Around TF

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  • Shave Axel's Moustache

    9 27.27%
  • Knowing Carl's location but refusing to tell Lori

    3 9.09%
  • Using Glenns last condom then trying to put it back in the wrapper hoping he won't notice

    4 12.12%
  • Getting to the new neighbor before Jessie

    0 0%
  • Being a part of Maggie's high school yearbook

    8 24.24%
  • Attempting to straighten Ricks head when it is tilted

    15 45.45%
  • Having the nerve to attempt to resume marital and parental duties after Shane took over

    3 9.09%
  • Painting Lucille pink with Hello Kitty stickers

    11 33.33%
  • Placing hair removal cream under Shane's finger nails

    3 9.09%
  • Standing too closely behind Beth for the flight of the doodlebug

    2 6.06%
  • Stealing back Michonne's protein bar

    3 9.09%
  • Expose Abe's "How to make Bisquick" instructional video

    4 12.12%
  • Getting caught switching out baby Judiths with a different baby

    2 6.06%
  • Bringing scissors to a gun fight

    8 24.24%
  • Exposing Daryl's body to a hose pipe

    2 6.06%
  • Switching out Merle's mattress meth stash with powdered sugar

    12 36.36%
  • Not immediately killing yourself as soon as Rick declares he wants to bone your wife

    7 21.21%
  • Rigging Carol's cooking timer and causing a casserole to burn

    6 18.18%
  • Hiding Ricks sex mints

    5 15.15%
  • Leaving the lights on in Shane's house

    13 39.39%
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    The Best Ways To Get Yourself Killed Around TF

    We all know that there are some things that aren't cool to do around TF. Things that bother people, things that are borderline blasphemy. Things that if you are dumb enough to actually do you deserve whatever punishment you get. I'm other words, if you decided it was time to check out, but didn't want to kill yourself what would you do to TF in hopes that they'd kill you. Like suicide by cop.

    Ive added a poll with a few option that I got help from @Rolexus Hurricaneborn, @Empress, and @john Dixon on. Feel free to list your own ways to insure sure death if you wish.

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    Shaving Axle's mustache is an offense that would probably bring the death sentence. As dangerous as it would be to bring scissors to a gun fight, I want no part of chopping that mans magical facial hair.

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    I would add Two-Timing with Tobin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Dixon, PhD View Post
    Shaving Axle's mustache is an offense that would probably bring the death sentence. As dangerous as it would be to bring scissors to a gun fight, I want no part of chopping that mans magical facial hair.
    I have to agree here, the others are all problematic and would definitely cause "issues", but shaving the most magical facial hair that the ZA and indeed the entire planet has ever seen would guarantee death. The man individually waxes every hair for chrissakes! Threatening to shave it off gets you pitted against the Lord and Saviour in a walker fight battle royal...actually shaving it off? That would get you covered in Bisquick batter and lowered slowly into a nest of flesh eating fire ants. At least.

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    Shaving Axel's sweet mustache is the surest way to end up dead. A lot of time and effort went into it. If someone messed with my beard or mustache they'd have problems.

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    Not being TF and breathing around Rick.

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    Merle finding powdered sugar instead of meth would be so fun! Just imagine him ripping all the mattresses to shreds with his blade.

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    I was gonna say, not being TF and becoming close with Daryl.

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    Shaving Axel's mustache is a definite way to put yourself in grave danger.

    I also picked attempting to straighten Ricks head when its tilted.

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    Bringing Carol a Bouquet would also be a pretty sure way to go...

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