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  • Nobody watched Oz

    3 20.00%
  • The miracle white shirt repels women as well as walker blood

    0 0%
  • He's a Duggar

    0 0%
  • He's on the down low

    1 6.67%
  • He's still in mourning over the church secretary he was banging

    2 13.33%
  • He'd rather kill people

    1 6.67%
  • He's banging all the ladies but is discreet

    3 20.00%
  • Being Judith's primary caretaker now, he has no time

    3 20.00%
  • Everybody thinks he's Catholic

    5 33.33%
  • Other

    4 26.67%
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    Why Isn't Father Gabriel Getting Any?

    Everybody else is humping like rabbit so why is Father Gabriel not getting any?

    I like to think it's because nobody watched Oz to see what that man is packing.

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    I voted for him still in mourning over the woman at his church and caring for Judith. In the end, I think he is a good guy who made a terrible mistake and he is kind of serving out his own repentance and instead of worrying about his sex life he is truly trying to make amends for bad talking the group to Deana and being a class A wussy. Who knows maybe if the group defeats Negan maybe ne of the wives will find him shaggable. I mean that is one arc even AMC can't goof up, he is easy on the eyes.

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    I know. right?
    I have thought about this a bit bc as a Seth fan I feel slighted.
    Originally, I thought that the zombified woman in the food pantry was his wife but then Fr. Gabe said she was only a parishioner.
    Perhaps, he's celibate. If he was a Catholic priest there might be another answer.

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    People on this forum seem particularly obsessed with sexual affairs.

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    He took an advance course in exorcism and what he saw forever changed his views on proper use of the vagina

    He went to an escort service that one time but the poor girl wouldn't have anything to do with the cross. The rejection scarred him so he just gave up which bring us to now.

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    @Carl's Right Eye ...OMFG... u think of the BEST Sexual Threads, Lmao... Oh Yes, Sweetheart... u know he's NOT Fucking anyone else cause he is Waiting for his True Love which is... "YOU", my Dear... but Honestly, the Dude has a HUGE COCK, as seen in "OZ"... and maybe the Ladies are Too Afraid to Fuck anyone with that Big of a Dick, IDK, i would LOVE to Fuck the Shit out of him Anyday, Lmao... he is a HOTTIE... and i Betcha that he would TURN Tara in a minute if he Ever Fucked her, lol ...☺...

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    [QUOTE=HateForTheMasses;1304779]He took an advance course in exorcism and what he saw forever changed his views on proper use of the vagina
    [url]http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1202714/the


    Damn, this is a fucking BRILLANT post! Priests and exorcisms, fuck!!!! How could I have forgotten that angle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lostie View Post
    @Carl's Right Eye ...OMFG... u think of the BEST Sexual Threads, Lmao... Oh Yes, Sweetheart... u know he's NOT Fucking anyone else cause he is Waiting for his True Love which is... "YOU", my Dear... but Honestly, the Dude has a HUGE COCK, as seen in "OZ"... and maybe the Ladies are Too Afraid to Fuck anyone with that Big of a Dick, IDK, i would LOVE to Fuck the Shit out of him Anyday, Lmao... he is a HOTTIE... and i Betcha that he would TURN Tara in a minute if he Ever Fucked her, lol ...☺...
    Abe must really put a lot in the offering plate for Gab to keep that thing under wraps.
    Quote Originally Posted by beethedead View Post
    Damn, this is a fucking BRILLANT post! Priests and exorcisms, fuck!!!! How could I have forgotten that angle?
    If there's a way to shoehorn that gif in, I will find it. Sometimes it's a tight fit. Not unlike how it would be if Gab decided to convert Tara, but it's a necessary evil.

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    Maybe he just hasn't met anyone he's compatible with in that way. The number of people left in the world they live in is small. He doesn't really know many living people. Or he could be asexual, or not but celibate by choice.

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    These will al be fangirls the moment he whips it out


    Daryl who?

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