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    NFL Team Jokes

    Are you ready for some smacktalk? Post your favorite NFL jokes & memes about your least favorite NFL teams. As an equal opportunity hatah, my philosophy is simple: there's the Saints & then there's the ENEMY. Some less than hated than others (Ex. N.E. Patriots) while some occupy the inner circles of hell itself. (Cough--Falcons--cough, cough--Seadderall Seafalcons--cough)

    So to kick this Thread off let's start with Team America Loves to Hate: The Dallas Cowboys in honor of my dear friend @Beatrice who trashtalked my beloved Saints earlier today:

    Q: Why did Tony Romo cross the road?
    A: To get to the hospital on the other side of the road.

    Q: Why do Tony Romo jerseys have warning labels?
    A: To remind fans there a "choking hazard."

    Q: When was the last time the Cowboys beat the Redskins?
    A: When they gave the Redskins smallpox infected blankets.

    Q: Why did the Cowboys have to re-sod AT&T Stadium?
    A: Cuz they can't even get the grass to root for them.

    Q: How do you get a Cowboys fan off your porch?
    A: Pay for your pizza.

    Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern every season?
    A: "Does bail money count against the salary cap?"

    I can go on, but I'd rather y'all did. Bring it! Any team, Fanbase, & player is up for grabs. Every rivalry has its unique jabs. For example:

    Q. What do you call an ATL Falcon with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. A Thief.

    Jokes, Memes, gifs, you name it. ALL 32 teams in the National Football League are eligible for ragging, including Roger Goodell. Especially RG. Otherwise, let's try to keep it good-natured.


    ***I warned promised @Beatrice I'd dedicate this Thread to her and all other smarmy Cowgirlz fans aka "The Original Team Delusional."****

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    Alrightie! I have plenty to go round, but I'll start with one I selected especially for @Rolexus Hurricaneborn:



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    I don't have a problem making fun of my own team:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Beatrice View Post
    Alrightie! I have plenty to go round, but I'll start with one I selected especially for @Rolexus Hurricaneborn:

    http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/61391309cdhhb_sm.jpg

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    @Rolexus Hurricaneborn, I'll get back to bashing your Aints, but I have to focus some attention on NFL East teams:



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    As do I, especially the scourge upon the League known as the Failcons:









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    So the Jags had a better than usual last season, seriously messing with my fantasy football strategy: pick up and start any defense playing the Jags. I had to find a different strategy last season. Still, though:



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    Moving right along on ther NFCS:









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    Ooh, I know of a good NFL joke. Are you ready?

    The Cleveland Browns.

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